I’m so addicted to my OTPs.

Even though they hurt my heart, I can’t stop.

I can’t say “I can stop any time I want”, I ship it 24/7.

I watch episodes of my shows even though the writers sink my ships.

I sit there and wail and cry and it’s emotionally damaging but I can’t stop.

If you told me that I need to go to OTP rehab and stop watching my shows, I would scream no at you and run.

My episode of Intervention would be a room full of people telling me that they don’t understand my references, and that my ship will never be real. I would leave the room crying and singing “Rehab” and refusing to go to go because there would be no internet or television.